Any good strip clubs near Excalibur and/or Mandalay bay?

The nearest strip club to that end of the strip is probably Larry Flynn Hustler Club.  I have not had the opportunity to visit.  However, don't forget that all of the major clubs will provide you with a free ride to their clubs, and include free admission to the club.  All you need to do is tip the driver between $10 and $20 when he drops you off. Sapphire offers more than a free ride and entry to the club if you book a visit through this website. Check out their offer. When leaving the club, you can just taks a taxi back to your hotel.  Again, all of the major clubs will have taxis waiting so you never have to call for one.  Expect to pay between $20 to $25 for the cab ride back to your hotel.